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Roast Chicken. Roast Chicken. Roasted to crispy perfection, then flavored with garlic and a hint of lemon, a single scent of this dish is enough to make the mouth water. 1500 gil.
Creamy Alpaca Pasta. The rustic handmade noodles are boiled until tender, then tossed in a pan with grilled alpaca fillet and broccoli florets in a cream sauce. 1000 gil.
Tacos Al Pastor. Handmade flour tortillas filled with sautéed alpaca meat and garnished with spicy pineapple salsa. 1000 gil.
Rroneek Steak. A large slab of lightly marinated rroneek chuck, pan-seared to perfection. 1000 gil.
Churrasco. A few choice pieces of rroneek shoulder, stuck on a long spit and slowly roasted until crispy on the outside. 800 gil.

Soups

Vegetable Soup. Packed with tender veggies, this soup is comforting and nutritious in equal measure. 800 gil.
Mesquite Soup. An especially nutrient-rich soup, chock-full of diced popoto and smoky mesquite beans. 800 gil.
Moqueca. This creamy, spicy stew is a staple throughout Tuliyollal, and owes its popularity to its flavorful broth. 800 gil.

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Juice, Orange, Apple, or Grape on request. Freshly prepared. 50 gil.
The Woodsman's Slipper, homemade grenadine, lemon juice, orange juice, pineapple juice shaken and served with your choice of fruit garnish. 800gil.
The Pipin Tarupin, lemonade and iced tea poured over ice, stirred and garnished with a lemon wedge. 800gil.
Tonberry Lite, Jhammel ginger beer, lime juice, and La Noscea Bubbles, garnished wiht a lemon wedge. 800 gil.
Carbuncle's Kiss, Pixieberry punch and Limsa sparkling grape, with a cherry run around the rim of a flute glass before being coated with sugary blue sprinkles. Garnished with a fresh cherry. 800gil.
Thavnarian Coffee, The bittersweet flavor of this coffee is complemented by a cinnamon aroma and creamy topping. 800 gil.

Alcoholic Beverages

Tonberry Wine, Made with aged grapes plucked from the Wanderer's Place, this fine pinot grigio is a favorite around the Tipsy Tonberry. 1000gil.
Ala Mhigan Ale, A simple, strong ale for those who prefer darker drinks. The only thing light about this is how your head will feel after you drink it! 1000gil.
Krazy Kupo, Licorice Schnapps mixed with berry juice and vodka, iced with a slice of lime. 1000gil.

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Coffee Kukuru Rusks. These delectable biscuits are made by soaking kukuru chocolate dough in coffee, then sprinkling it with sugar and baking it. 200 gil.
Tender Shortcake. Layered with whipped cream and sliced nopalitender tunas, this light and fruity dessert is the perfect summertime treat. 200 gil.
Dark Pretzel. A traditional Dunesfolk bread twisted into the shape of a knot and sprinkled generously with coarse-ground salt before being baked to a deep brown. 50 gil.

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The Tipsy Tonberry is a small, independently-owned restaurant and bar in Vylbrand's Mist district. Located in Ward 17, The Tipsy Tonberry can be found in Plot 13. Its owner and proprietor, Adaru Kenni, shares the café with his dear friend and former romantic partner Pututu Poto.They hope to bring cheer and warmth to all who take refuge by their hearth. Though their bar is small, Pututu and Adaru hope that it can be seen as a home to all.Hours:
Friday Evenings
6pm-9pm ESTHistory:
The Tipsy Tonberry opened in Summer Year 8, 7AE as a pub and eatery beneath a private investigator's office in Ul'dah. As their business grew, they bought out the private investigator and expanded to fill the whole building. In the autumn of Year 8, Adaru took a trip to Thavnair and made new connections with the businesses there. Early in Year 9, 7AE, the Tipsy Tonberry shut its Ul'dah doors. Pututu's priorities shifted as she took on the role of mother to Penelope Poto, and Adaru could not maintain the business alone. Still, Adaru saved and planned for several years while Pututu took care of her own private activities. At the start of Year 12, 7AE, Pututu finally returned. By then, Adaru had rebuilt the Tipsy Tonberry in the newer district of Empyreum in Ishgard, opening up new opportunities for the enterprising lalafells. They are happy to reopen their doors to people of all walks of life!The Tipsy Tonberry is a Crystal/Brynhildr establishment.

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The Tipsy Tonberry Drinking GameThe Tipsy Tonberry is coming for your drinks!She takes a step closer every time someone does one of the following things:
- Someone says "Eorzea"
- Someone spills their drink
- Someone does the Manderville Dance
- Someone swears on the Twelve
- Someone points at someone or somethingAny time someone causes the Tonberry to take a step, someone needs to count it out loud and everyone takes a drink! When five steps have been taken the Party Leader calls for a /roll! The Party Leader is usually the oldest person present, but feel free to pick your own criteria if this doesn't work for you. The Party Leader counts One Tonberry, Two Tonberry... all the way to Five Tonberry in their head before they call to stop rolling! Don't rush the Tonberries, they're very methodical!Whoever rolls 659 or over is a winner and holds their drinks.
Whoever rolls under 659 is stabbed by the Tonberry and must do a shot/finish their drink!
If you rolled more than once in the time limit, then you get stabbed by the Tonberry and must do a shot/finish your drink!If you get stabbed 3 times, you lose and you're out! The Tonberry got your drink!The last person sober wins!