The Tipsy Tonberry
A quiet slice of Nym, lovingly moved brick-by-brick to the coastal Mist village in Vylbrand. Come warm yourself at our hearth.
Located on Crystal, Brynhildr, Ward 17, Plot 13
Open Fridays from 6-9pm EST
Please find our Lightless Syncshell information on the About Us page
Non-Alcoholic Beverages
Juice
Orange, Apple, or Grape, freshly prepared.
The Woodsman's Slipper
Homemade grenadine, lemon juice, orange juice, pineapple juice shaken and served with your choice of fruit garnish.
The Pipin Tarupin
Lemonade and iced tea poured over ice, stirred and garnished with a lemon wedge.
Tonberry Lite
Jhammel ginger beer, lime juice, and La Noscea Bubbles, garnished wiht a lemon wedge.
Carbuncle's Kiss
Pixieberry punch and Limsa sparkling grape, with a cherry run around the rim of a flute glass before being coated with sugary blue sprinkles. Garnished with a fresh cherry and served in a blue carbuncle-shaped flute.
Coffee
With or without cream at your pleasure. Served with whipped cream, ground cinnamon, and syrup at request.
Alcoholic Beverages
Tonberry Red
Made with aged grapes plucked from the Wanderer's Place, this fine pinot grigio is a favorite around the Tipsy Tonberry.
Ala Mhigan Ale
A simple, strong ale for those who prefer darker drinks. The only thing light about this is how your head will feel after you drink it!
Krazy Kupo
Licorice Schnapps mixed with berry juice and vodka, iced with a slice of lime.
Lalafellin Secret
Ala Mhigan and Sharlayan Whiskeys, bourbon, and scotch expertly combined to form a shot that will make you feel almost a yalm high!
Mog Tai
Home-made grenadine, lemon juice, orange juice, pineapple juice, and hannish spiced rum shaken and then poured into a specially-carved wooden cup that resembles a moogle's head.
Thall's Balls
Warning - May Cause Blindness
A nearly pure ethanol concoction (192 proof) served in a steel shot glass.
Main Dishes
Roast Bronze Buzzard
Roasted to crispy perfection, then flavored with garlic and a hint of lemon, a single scent of this dish is enough to make the mouth water.
Pug Pugil Pasta
The rustic handmade noodles are boiled until tender, then tossed in a pan with grilled pugil fillet and broccoli florets in a cream sauce.
Tonberry Tacos
Handmade flour tortillas filled with sautéed alpaca meat and garnished with spicy pineapple salsa.
Frumious Steak
Please indicate Well Done, Medium-Well, Medium, Medium-Rare, or Rare.
A large slab of lightly marinated rroneek chuck, pan-seared to perfection.
Manxome Skewer
A few choice pieces of rroneek shoulder, stuck on a long spit and slowly roasted until crispy on the outside.
Soups
Goobbue Veggie Soup
Packed with tender veggies, this soup is comforting and nutritious in equal measure.
Snicker-Snack Soup
An especially nutrient-rich soup, chock-full of diced popoto and smoky mesquite beans.
Slithy Soup
This creamy, spicy stew is a staple throughout Tuliyollal, and owes its popularity to its flavorful broth.
Treats
Wanderer's Biscuits
These delectable biscuits are made by soaking kukuru chocolate dough in coffee, then sprinkling it with sugar and baking it.
Tonberry Shortcake
Layered with whipped cream and sliced nopalitender tunas, this light and fruity dessert is the perfect summertime treat.
Pugil Pretzels
A traditional Dunesfolk bread twisted into the shape of a knot and sprinkled generously with coarse-ground salt before being baked to a deep brown.
About Us
The Tipsy Tonberry is a small, independently-owned restaurant and bar in Vylbrand's Mist district. Located in Ward 17, The Tipsy Tonberry can be found in Plot 13. Its owner and proprietor, Adaru Kenni, shares the restaurant with his dear friend and former romantic partner Pututu Poto.They hope to bring cheer and warmth to all who take refuge by their hearth. Though their bar is small, Pututu and Adaru hope that it can be seen as a home to all.
History
The Tipsy Tonberry opened in Summer Year 8, 7AE as a pub and eatery beneath a private investigator's office in Ul'dah. As their business grew, they bought out the private investigator and expanded to fill the whole building. In the autumn of Year 8, Adaru took a trip to Thavnair and made new connections with the businesses there. Early in Year 9, 7AE, the Tipsy Tonberry shut its Ul'dah doors. Pututu's priorities shifted as she took on the role of mother to Penelope Poto, and Adaru could not maintain the business alone. Still, Adaru saved and planned for several years while Pututu took care of her own private activities. At the start of Year 12, 7AE, Pututu finally returned. By then, Adaru had rebuilt the Tipsy Tonberry in the newer district of Empyreum in Ishgard, opening up new opportunities for the enterprising lalafells. Their reopening saw great success for the pair, and they were eventually able to move out of Ishgard and, with the help of a private investor from Ul'Dah's nobility, move to Pututu's homeland of Vylbrand where they opened up again in Mist as a fully-fledged free company.
Syncshell Info
The Tipsy Tonberry uses the Lightless Sync service
You can find us on LightFinder or use the following login credentialsMSS-L8DHEZQ4CHDH
pw: TommyTonberry
Rules for Roleplay
At the Tipsy Tonberry, we have established the following rules to ensure a safe and fun environment for as many players as visit our venue. We thank you for adhering to these simple rules for roleplay.
Be Kind. Treat others with respect, regardless of your feelings for them.
No harassment. Don't bully, intimidate, or cause distress to other players.
No spamming. This includes advertisements for other venues, free companies, or ooc products/services.
No NSFW content. The Tipsy Tonberry is not a venue for excessive violence, gore, nudity, or sexual activities.
No weapons. We ask that you turn off weapons on the character screen while visiting the Tipsy Tonberry.
No prejudice. Do not make racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, or other prejudiced comments.
Spoilers will happen. All roleplay in the Tipsy Tonberry is assumed to be current to the latest MSQ and Raid stories in Final Fantasy XIV Online's latest content release.
Our Affiliates
These are some of our favorite places! We do hope that you visit them and enjoy them as well!
The Tipsy Tonberry
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Dynamis | Rafflesia | Shirogane | W11 | P28
Proud Member of the Lalalliance
The Lalalliance is a safe and friendly environment for Lalafell players and friends, to find each other and enjoy RP, free of discrimination and negativity. The Lalalliance gives Lalafell-friendly venues a space to advertise and collaborate freely, and members recognize Lalafells as adult characters.
Spriggan and Spice
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Art by Lydia Skyhaven @ Coeurl
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Fish and Sips
Featuring freshly caught fish and nothing but the finest ingredients, this restaurant in the heart of the Goblet will give you just the fine dining experience that you're looking for.
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Poetry Night
On the second Friday of every month, the Tipsy Tonberry opens up its stage to poets from all over the star and hailing from all reflections. We invite you to stand on stage and share your poetry with us and our guests!
We pay out 100,000 gil per Poem read
up to a maximum of 300,000 gil per Poet per Poetry Night
All poems must be reviewed by Pututu Spireside prior to reading
Poems may contain adult themes but should avoid explicit content
Offensive language should be minimized, but can be acceptable contextually
Poems may be in- or out-of-character and need not pertain to Final Fantasy XIV Online
